A guy walks into the doctor's office

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, 'D d d doc, I've

bbeen stttutering ffor yyyears and IIII'm tttired of it. Cccan yyyou

hehehelp me?'



The doctor says, 'Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going

on.' So he examines him and says, 'Well I think I know what the problem

is.'



The guy says, 'Wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?'



The doctor says, 'Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot long and

all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords..'



The guy says, 'Wwwat cccan we ddo?'



The doctor advises, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter

one.'



The guy says, 'Dddo it!'



The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into

the doctor's office and says, 'Doc, you solved the problem and I don't

stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My

wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care

if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.'



The doctor says, 'P p p piss o o o off. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!!!'

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This is amazing. If we had this on 911, thousands of lives could have been saved. I hope America steps it up in the future.