Friday, December 23, 2011

Elderly lady speeding on interstate 94

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on interstate 94 just south of Madison,WI..I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.The lady took out the required information and handed it tome. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of. She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a freakin thing!"

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Milwaukee Funeral Homes

Sorry friends, but from time to time I feel the need to brag about a service that's done me right:) In this case its a Milwaukee Funeral Home named NorthShore Funeral Services. The took great care of my family during a difficult time in my families history and I highly recommend them as one of the best Milwaukee Funeral Homes. With that said, look for more posts coming soon!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Arrogance of Authority

The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!

No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)


"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"

Sunday, March 13, 2011

The Democrat

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct.  But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost.  Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going..
You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.  You
made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem.  You're in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Friday, March 11, 2011

So You're Thinking About Taking a Cruise????

You may want to think again. On these videos, you'll see a cruise ship getting battered by high seas from inside and out. These people are lucky to be alive. I think I'll pass on the cruise for my next vacation.





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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Best Classic Car Collection - A Must Watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't know where he got the money, but he has to much and should share it with us....If you haven't seen this one, you will agree it is one of the best classic car collections ever....Click here: YouTube - Tail Fins and Chrome features: Cars of Dreams