Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Free Tickets - Can anyone use these?

I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)
event at Soldier Field this weekend if anybody wants them. He's going
to try to jump 1,500 Obama supporters with a bulldozer.

Should be a good time.

Warm, Fuzzy, or....

A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there. From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"