Food & houses for the homeless

True Story!!!

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted
to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

The little girl replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people."

"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull
weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over
to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give
him the $50 to use toward food or a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6.

And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.