Alabama Special Forces

Alabama Special Forces deployed to Iraq; the latest ploy to defeat the Iraqis is to send in a team of Alabama Army Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Billy Ray, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick,
Bucky & Cooter are being sent in with their 1968 Ford four
wheel drive pickup trucks.

They will be given only the following information about the enemy:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music,
barbecue, or Jesus.
5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

It should be over in about a week.