THE BLONDE AND THE CASINO

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't
mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice
came to a stop she
jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at
each other
dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The
other answered, "I
don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men.