I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)
event at Soldier Field this weekend if anybody wants them. He's going
to try to jump 1,500 Obama supporters with a bulldozer.
Should be a good time.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Warm, Fuzzy, or....
A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there. From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there. From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Fourth Grade Teachers Letter to Obama
Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your
recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate
representative of the United S tates of America collectively or of me
personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that
you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United
States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United
States . You are not responsible to the people of any other country on
earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United
States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their
status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the
Second World War were all about, if not the consideration of the people of
Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all
about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does
not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration
of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ? This country
was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics, at least until you came along, and
the principles governing this country come directly from this heritage. Do
you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans.
Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi
Arabia . You didn't show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest
allies, the respect they deserve, yet you bow down to the king of Saudi
Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation
because you don't want to offend the Germans, but make time to visit a
mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you gave
the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from
themselves. What's the matter with you?
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the
historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of
yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American
automobile manufacturers, yet do nothing about the real thieves in this
situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie
Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about
them? Anything? I seriously doubt it. Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie
Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period,
that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie
executives have already been awarded $51 million - not a bad take. Who
authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who
are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to
their staff members - on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises
that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a
17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You
haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't!
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not
caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we
are getting increasingly fed up with all of you.
I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do
and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you
that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two
terms destroying my beautiful country. Sincerely,
Ms. Kathleen Lyday
Fourth Grade Teacher
Grandview Elementary School
11470 Hwy. C
Hillsboro , MO 63050
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your
recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate
representative of the United S tates of America collectively or of me
personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that
you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United
States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United
States . You are not responsible to the people of any other country on
earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United
States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their
status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the
Second World War were all about, if not the consideration of the people of
Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all
about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does
not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration
of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ? This country
was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics, at least until you came along, and
the principles governing this country come directly from this heritage. Do
you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans.
Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi
Arabia . You didn't show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest
allies, the respect they deserve, yet you bow down to the king of Saudi
Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation
because you don't want to offend the Germans, but make time to visit a
mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you gave
the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from
themselves. What's the matter with you?
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the
historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of
yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American
automobile manufacturers, yet do nothing about the real thieves in this
situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie
Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about
them? Anything? I seriously doubt it. Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie
Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period,
that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie
executives have already been awarded $51 million - not a bad take. Who
authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who
are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to
their staff members - on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises
that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a
17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You
haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't!
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not
caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we
are getting increasingly fed up with all of you.
I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do
and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you
that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two
terms destroying my beautiful country. Sincerely,
Ms. Kathleen Lyday
Fourth Grade Teacher
Grandview Elementary School
11470 Hwy. C
Hillsboro , MO 63050
Friday, May 8, 2009
Letterman's Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama Delayed the Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali Pirates
Dave Letterman's TOP TEN
The Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama
Delayed the Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali
Pirates:
10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012.
9. One looked like a former neighbor.
8. All were carrying DNC cards.
7. When BO's staff identified them as
"Pirates",
Barak Obama
thought they were from Pittsburgh.
6. Two of the four were registered with
"ACORN".
5. Didn't want to support the use of
firearms for protection,
thus backing
the stance of the 'NRA'.
Wanted positive confirmation that they were
in fact,
Not members of
the Rainbow Coalition.
3. The Tele-prompter was broken and he had
nothing to say.
2. No Photo-op existed.
and the Number # 1 reason
1. They may be Relatives.
The Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama
Delayed the Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali
Pirates:
10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012.
9. One looked like a former neighbor.
8. All were carrying DNC cards.
7. When BO's staff identified them as
"Pirates",
Barak Obama
thought they were from Pittsburgh.
6. Two of the four were registered with
"ACORN".
5. Didn't want to support the use of
firearms for protection,
thus backing
the stance of the 'NRA'.
Wanted positive confirmation that they were
in fact,
Not members of
the Rainbow Coalition.
3. The Tele-prompter was broken and he had
nothing to say.
2. No Photo-op existed.
and the Number # 1 reason
1. They may be Relatives.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
A Lesson on Socialism
An economics professor said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. The class had insisted that socialism worked - and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer for all, for society. The professor then said ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism.
He said that all grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone was given a B. The students who studied hard were upset, and the students who studied little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who hadn't studied much for the first test had studied even less, and the ones who studied hard weren't motivated to study hard again, and they decided they wanted a free ride too; so they studied little. The second Test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else. All failed .... and the professor told them that the socialism they wanted would ultimately fail, as they had, because the reward of success normally goes to those that work harder, but when government takes the reward away; few will try so no one will succeed.
He said that all grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone was given a B. The students who studied hard were upset, and the students who studied little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who hadn't studied much for the first test had studied even less, and the ones who studied hard weren't motivated to study hard again, and they decided they wanted a free ride too; so they studied little. The second Test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else. All failed .... and the professor told them that the socialism they wanted would ultimately fail, as they had, because the reward of success normally goes to those that work harder, but when government takes the reward away; few will try so no one will succeed.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Movie Boob
Normally I wouldn't post a website just for the sake of posting a website, but Movie Boob is a great place to buy Movies and Videos. Apparently, Movie Boob is powered by Amazon.com and let me tell you, the prices are great. Anyways, if you want to check it out, heres a link. Movie Boob
Flush the Doylet
If you're tired of Jim Doyle, this is the T-shirt for you. I'm tired of taxes and high cost of living. I have lived in Wisconsin my entire life and love it with all my heart. I'm not sure if I can afford to stay and raise my family here. Maybe I need a change or maybe we just all need Jim Doyle to take a hike. Hopefully the Wisconsin Republican Party can find someone that will stand up to Mr. Doyle and his out of control spending. I say Flush the Doylet! Jim Doyle has to go!
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