U. P. Hot Rod

This has to be one fast sled!

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

Check out what some of our boys across the water did to their helicopter. Some Afghan is probably freaking out right about now. The story is: this very special Mi-24 helicopter is presently flying in Afghanistan, where it is no doubt causing quite a stir.

Awesome Paint Job Soldiers! Thank you for keeping us safe!

In light of the 'bailout'

Official Announcement: in light of the 'bailout'





The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


Ha, Ha, have a good day!

AFM Harvester

This AFM Harvester can chop down a tree and strip it of bark and branches in about 40 seconds. Tim The Tool Man would most definitely be punching his clown over this thing. RRR,RRR,RRR



View More video or these tree killing machines AFM Harvester

Kangaroo Leaves Australia

had a real hot spell here mate -- 45, 46, 44, 46, 45 for the 5 days straight !!!! oh yeah, thats celcius !!

You know it's hot when they start leaving the country...

( These photos were taken in Adelaide where it has been middle 40's during the day and staying at 30 all night!!!! )

Australian Koala Beats the Heat

This is a letter that was written to a friend of mine from his friend in Australia. Keep in mind, they're using Celsius.

In Victoria the temperature has been above 44 degrees all week and they are forecasting another week of 40+ temperatures. Power is failing and trains have stopped running because tracks are buckling under the heat. It's just scorching. And it seems that the people are not the only ones suffering. Check out these photos of a little koala which just walked onto a back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. The woman filled up a bucket for it and this is what happened!

LifeSaver Study by First Graders

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of
first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.



The children began to identify the flavors by their colour:

Red........................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green.....................Lime
Orange.................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes